# Jokes
Opinion: Women and computers share a number of similarities.
Before you continue reading, I want to make it clear that the purpose of this article is not to demean or minimize the significant contribution that women make to our culture and society. Please take the following only in a humorous context. These are solely for the purpose of providing a good laugh.
22 Things I Hugely Dislike
This is not an exhaustive list. 1. Birds. They are scary and gross. 2. When someone says "we should figure that out," by which they mean, "you should figure that out." This frequently happens in the workplace, as in, "We should put together a proposal for the important people that highlights these very boring key points and maybe add a PowerPoint slide with relevant facts and figures and graphs, maybe a photo and a short but succinct and touching client testimonial, yeah? Let's get on that."
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Stand-up comedy at San Francisco's famous Mr. Bing's Cocktail Lounge
(Ethan Miller / Getty Images) (SAN FRANCISCO, Calif.) Mister Bing's, the iconic San Francisco bar, hosts a live comedy show every Friday and Saturday night during the summer. The doors open at 7:30 p.m. for the early shows on both Friday and Saturday. The doors open at 9:45 p.m. for the late shows on both days.