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Opinion| Lying is a Skill
Leave nothing to chance. Children should be helped to develop those tendencies and skills they will need later in life, such as walking, talking and lying. Those with poor role models might be limited to careers in childcare, paramedics or the fire service, unable to qualify for more important roles in law, politics or the media.
FTL Travel and the Rear of the Moon
For our first demonstration you will need your cat, a laser pointer and the Moon. Place your cat on the Moon. (Take necessary precautions to ensure the well-being of your cat.) Fire up the laser pointer and point it towards the Moon. (You will need a strong battery or a stronger imagination. Both, if you have them.)
I wanted to punch a teenage boy in Panera Bread because my heart was broken in high school
*This is a work of nonfiction and opinion based on actual events I experienced firsthand; used with permission. The teenage boys who are in line in front of me at Panera Bread order entirely way too much food.
Woman quotes bible verses on second date
They say āreading is fundamental,ā well that appears to be an understatement after a woman misunderstood the meaning of ābibliophileā on her second date. A now-viral Reddit post published on March 27th, reported by Amanda Spence from Newsweek, has racked up more than 16,000 upvotes and 689 comments.
Home Invasion (Fiction Story)
The two officials at the front entryway looked far-fetched. Perhaps it was an inconvenient time. Perhaps it was the not exactly charming area. Perhaps it was the short shorts Clarence had molded out of aluminum foil to safeguard his mischievous pieces from outsider beams.
Opinion: Crazy things my girlfriend wants me to do.
My girlfriend and I have an incredible relationship. We enjoy each other's company, respect one another, and love making each other feel special in every way possible. As you can imagine, this often leads to interesting conversations where she'll ask me to do things that don't come naturally to me.
Live Your Life To Please God
The Book of God, his passionate, exciting dramatization of the events and people of the Scriptures.Walter Wangerin. Open your Bible to one Thessalonians 4:1 it says... At last, then, at that time, siblings, we tend to raise and raise you within the Lord Hebrew, that as you bought from US however you ought to walk and to satisfy God, equally as you're doing, that you just do in {and of itself} to an ever-increasing extent. be at liberty to feature that written material.
Satire: I Like Stinky Smells and I Cannot Lie
"Gorgonzola - al a Francais" by Kate C Hopkins is marked with CC BY 2.0. Early on it started ā my head buried under the covers as I snuggled with my mom and we let our farts loudly rip. I inhaled the pungent scent of our mingling gases and enjoyed the nose-stinging assaults. Iād keep my head under the covers until the hot air and trapped farts became too intense for me and Iād emerge for a gulp of air before diving back into the pleasantly acrid bombs we produced.
Confessions From a Retired Gig Worker
You donāt have to be a gig worker long to gather some crazy stories. I needed some extra cash when I bought my first new car in 2017. The monthly payments didnāt seem that difficult, but I hadnāt actually budgeted for them, and I should have. Lucky for me, a particular delivery app had just rolled into town, and they needed drivers, and I had a new car.