Satire: Remembering the Alamo
“Remember the Alamo!’ is one of the most recognizable mottos in American and Texas history. But how much is accurately remembered about the Alamo? How much is “misremembered?” Let’s take a quick peek at some things that may, or may not have happened there.
Armed Suspected Mexican Cartel Members Cross the Border into Texas, DPS Says
Criminal activity along the Texas-Mexico border has kept law enforcement officers busy this week. First comes an alarming report from the Texas Department of Public Safety about armed suspected Mexican cartel members crossing into Texas:
A 16-Foot Stolen Snake Surprises Texas Neighborhood After Months of Roaming
Neighborhood Residents Spot Albino Python Wandering for Months. Imagine going about your daily routine, only to find a massive snake slithering through your neighborhood—for months. Well, that was the peculiar situation faced by some residents in a Texas area, until the Austin Animal Center swooped in to rescue a 16-foot-long python from a local garage.
Migrants Deceived and Left Outside Church in California: Investigation Underway
A group of migrants from Venezuela and Colombia were transported from Texas to California and abandoned outside a church in Sacramento, according to a rights group. The migrants had entered the United States through Texas and were then flown to California from New Mexico on a private chartered plane. The circumstances surrounding the travel expenses remain unclear, prompting investigations by the California Department of Justice and the governor's office to determine who paid for the transportation and whether any laws were violated.
Texas Border: Murder Arrest; More States Send Troops
As efforts continue to secure the Texas border so do arrests there. In El Paso, federal agents have sent a migrant back to Mexico where he is wanted for murder:. Elsewhere in El Paso, federal agents are returning migrants who illegally crossed into Texas and did not qualify for asylum back to where they came from:
Shocking Video Shows Texas Waffle House Staff Engaging in Violent Fight, Throwing Pans & Coffee Pot
Watch as a Customer Fights Back, Throwing a Chair!. Photo by@wafflehouseofficial | Instagram, Robwilson39 | Dreamstime. Breakfast Takes a Backseat as Waffle House Staff Engage in a Violent Altercation.
Greg Abbott Surprises Texas Parents With Good News
Governor Greg Abbott has announced a plan to improve school choice within Texas... Governor Greg Abbott recently reaffirmed his commitment to expand school choice within the state of Texas. "I will not give up on delivering education freedom for every Texas family," he said. "We will have a special session to bring expanded school choice to all Texas parents and children."
A TikToker Absolutely Roasted Texas Drivers for Being Aggressive, and Texans Are Loving It!
"Texan Drivers: Small Towns and School Zones Are Our Sacred Grounds" In the vast state of Texas, where long commutes and road trips are a way of life, it comes as no surprise that locals are quick to point out the peculiarities they encounter on the road. Recently, TikTok user Makala Khur, known as @nursepilotmakala.k, took to the platform with a viral video, playfully teasing Texas drivers for their penchant for speed. And surprisingly, it seems that many Texans agree.
Texas Takes a Delicious Turn: Austin, El Paso, and Plano Rank Among Top Vegan-Friendly Cities!
"Why be a cow eater when you can be a badass cowboy?" Yeehaw, Texas! Who would've thought that the Lone Star State, famous for its mouthwatering barbecues and carnivorous delights, would make waves in the vegan world? Hold onto your cowboy hats because Austin, El Paso, and Plano have emerged victorious, securing their spots among the top 15 "Best Cities for Vegans & Vegetarians" in the entire United States! It's time to saddle up and embark on a culinary adventure like no other.
The 5 Texas Restaurants Anthony Bourdain Loved & Won't Break the Bank!
Dine like the Legend: 5 Affordable Texas Restaurants. When it comes to exploring Texas and its vibrant culinary scene, the late Anthony Bourdain was no stranger. From the sprawling deserts to the coastal cities, Bourdain left no stone unturned during his visits to the Lone Star State. If you want to experience the same casual ambiance and mouthwatering dishes that the legendary explorer enjoyed, here are five affordable Texas restaurants that carry the Bourdain seal of approval.
Texas School Postpones Graduation As 85% Of Students Fail To Earn Diploma
Only 5 of 33 pupils at Marlin High School passed their exams and met the requirements for graduation... A high school in Texas was recently forced to postpone graduation after 85% of students failed to earn diploma.
Ron DeSantis Makes Extraordinary Statement About Migrant Crisis
Ron DeSantis has made an extraordinary promise to "shut down" illegal migrant crossings on the southern border... Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has promised to "shut down" illegal migrant crossings on the southern border if he's elected President.
Long-Awaited New Deluxe H-E-B Location Opening Wednesday, June 7th
The new entity will be joined by a Texas BBQ restaurant. This article is based on corporate postings and accredited media reports. Linked information within this article is attributed to the following outlets:ScrapeHero.com, DallasNews.com, NBCDFW.com, CBSAustin.com, and Newsroom.HEB.com.
This guy visits Texas and has the audacity to say Buc-ee's is 'overhyped' & folks are defending the store's restrooms!
Oh, and let's not forget about the snacks! The discussion about Buc-ee's being 'overhyped' got even juicier when snacks entered the scene. It's like a battle of taste buds and cravings!
Experience the most Texan things you'll find here - the pride of the Lone Star State is extraordinary!
Yeehaw, fellow Texans! We all know that the Lone Star State is bursting with pride, and boy, do we have some truly "Texas" things that you can only find here. So hold onto your cowboy hats and get ready to embrace the spirit of Texas like never before!
36% More Californians are Heading to Texas but Ditching Austin!
Alright, y'all, let's talk about the Texan-Californian showdown that's been stirring up some buzz in the Lone Star State. Now, Austinites have been known to voice their concerns about the rapid growth of their city, and guess who's taking the heat? You got it—Californians! But here's the twist, folks—it turns out that while Californians are indeed flocking to Texas, they're not all storming the gates of Austin.
Texas is actually one of the best states for driving, and it's not because the traffic sucks!
Hey, guess what? Sharing the road with Texans might not be as annoying as you'd expect. Who would've thought, right?. When it comes to driving in Texas, our reputation precedes us. The tales of chaotic roads, road rage incidents, and a wild-west mentality behind the wheel have become part of our Texan lore. But hold onto your seatbelts, because a recent study has given us reason to challenge those perceptions. Brace yourselves, fellow Texans, for the shocking truth: Texas has been ranked as the seventh best state to drive in the entire United States!
The Deadly Whispers of Kissing Bugs: A Tiny Threat Lurks in Texas
Picture this: you're peacefully dozing off in your cozy Texan abode when suddenly, a tiny intruder decides to pay you a visit. Meet the kissing bug, a minuscule menace that roams the Lone Star State, seeking unsuspecting victims to plant its deadly smooch. These critters may sound innocent with their cutesy name, but make no mistake—behind that adorable facade lies a parasite that could wreak havoc on your health.
Texan Wins $1M with a Cheap Scratch-Off: Here's How Much They Will Actually Pocket!
Texan Strikes It Rich with Dirt-Cheap Lottery Ticket. Hold on to your hats, folks, because we've got some jaw-dropping news coming your way! Brace yourselves for a story that feels like it's straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster. A lucky Texan has just hit the jackpot with a dirt-cheap lottery scratch-off ticket. Can you believe it? It's the kind of luck that will make your heart skip a beat.