If You're Working From Home, Here Are Some Special Days Just for You!

Roz Warren


The calendar is packed with Special Days, on which we’re supposed to celebrate or focus on something. Take Your Child To Work Day! National Plan a Vacation Day! But if you're working from home because of a pandemic, a lot of these special days just don't apply to you. So I’ve come up with a few Special Days just for those of us who are working from home these days:

Try to Keep Your Cat Off the Keyboard Day

Enjoy a Quarantini for Lunch Day

Wander Through the Background of Your Partner’s Zoom Meeting in Your Underwear Day

Cancel Your Vacation Plans and Curse Covid Day

Draft a Business Memo in Your Head While Changing a Diaper Day

Mute Your Computer and Scream With Boredom During a Webinar Day

Wear a Tiara To a Zoom Meeting Day

Spend all Day Online Trying to Score a Vaccination Day

Scold Somebody On Twitter Who Isn’t Wearing a Mask Day

Surreptitiously Binge-Watch Brooklyn 99 During an Important Online Meeting While Trying to Keep Straight Face Day

Refrain From Telling Your Micromanaging Boss to Go Poop in a Bucket Day

Snicker at Online Humor When You’re Supposed To Be Working Day

Look Forward to Celebrating the Day This is All Over Day

Wherever you work — have a great day!

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Roz Warren, the author of JUST ANOTHER DAY AT YOUR LOCAL PUBLIC LIBRARY, has appeared on both the Today Show and Morning Edition, writes for everyone from the Funny Times to the New York Times, and has been included in 13 Chicken Soup for the Soul collections. Drop her a line at roSwarren@gmail.com.

Bala Cynwyd, PA

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