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Satire: California Man Claims World Record for Most Golden Retrievers in a Single Household

2024-02-17

Disclaimer: The following article is a work of satire and is not based on actual events.

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In an astonishing feat of canine collection, a California man has reportedly set a new world record by owning 2,649 Golden Retrievers. Nestled in a modest two-bedroom apartment in Sacramento, this unusual record has set tails wagging and neighbors barking.

John Woofington, the proud owner, began his journey ten years ago when he adopted his first Golden Retriever, Sunny. What started as a love for one furry friend quickly escalated into a passion for adopting every Golden he could find. "I just couldn't resist their fluffy charm," Woofington explained while navigating through a sea of wagging tails. "At some point, I lost count, but the joy each one brings is immeasurable."

Local residents have mixed feelings about Woofington's record-breaking endeavor. "It's like living next to a perpetual dog party," one neighbor commented, dodging a flying frisbee. "I love dogs, but finding a parking spot has become a treasure hunt with all the dog walkers around."

Animal behaviorists are baffled by the logistics of caring for such a large number of dogs in such a small space. "It defies all understanding of pet ownership," said Dr. Barkley, a renowned animal psychologist. "I'm curious about the food bill alone. And don't get me started on the number of tennis balls required for playtime."

In response to concerns about space and wellbeing, Woofington assured, "Every dog has its day, and in my apartment, that's every day! They have an organized schedule for walks, playtime, and cuddles. It's a well-oiled machine."

The Guinness World Records, while unable to officially recognize the record due to logistical and ethical concerns, acknowledged the uniqueness of Woofington's situation. "While we can't officially record this due to various reasons, it's certainly one of the more unique claims we've encountered," a representative mentioned.

In conclusion, while the veracity of this record is as fluffy as the Golden Retrievers themselves, one thing is clear: in Sacramento, love for man's best friend knows no bounds – or square footage limits.

Disclaimer: This article is a piece of satirical writing and should not be taken as factual news. It's intended for entertainment and humorous purposes only.


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