I once came here with Felix who claimed to be a professional football player and lover. He had a scheduled match according to his coach so we arrived earlier. I joined the fans of his team where they sat and I watched him change his outfit into his football kit.
After the match, I discovered Felix has been running his mouth the whole time about his football career. The other team beat them, 3 - 0. He didn't do one out of hundreds he claimed he could do. I just kept laughing as I watched him played shit. His teammates almost had an issue with him off the pitch. He couldn't approach me when the match finished because he knew what was waiting for him. I teased him from the field till we departed.