My 2023 NFL Regular Season Week 13 picks

Adrian Holman
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I hope that you ate a bunch of turkey leftovers last weekend! Week 13 of the NFL Regular Season is now upon us. Teams are now preparing for the playoff stretch. The best part about this upcoming week is that all 32 teams still have a chance to qualify for the NFL Playoffs in some form or fashion.

For Week 13, the Buffalo Bills, the Chicago Bears, the Las Vegas Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the New York Giants, and the Baltimore Ravens are on a bye. That leaves us with thirteen games for Week 13.

All times listed below are Eastern Standard Time (EST). Hopefully, my picks will not be as bad as the halftime show by Jack Harlow because he had the guy standing behind him that looked like Scut Farkus from 'A Christmas Story.'

Last Week: 12-4.

Overall Record: 109-71.

Thursday, November 30th

Seattle Seahawks (6-5) at Dallas Cowboys (8-3) - 8:15 PM.

Dallas DE Micah Parsons practiced on Wednesday. Pick: Cowboys.

Sunday, December 3rd

Indianapolis Colts (6-5) at Tennessee Titans (4-7) - 1 PM.

The Colts are surprisingly 4-1 on the road. Tennessee has won all of their games at home. When the Colts defeated the Titans earlier in the season, Indianapolis was able to win the match-up in the trenches. Pick: Colts.

Los Angeles Chargers (4-7) at New England Patriots (2-9) - 1 PM.

The Patriots are in total disarray right now. Pick: Chargers.

Detroit Lions (8-3) at New Orleans Saints (5-6) - 1 PM.

Saints QB Derek Carr threw for over 300 yards last week, but did not throw a touchdown. Pick: Lions.

Atlanta Falcons (5-6) at New York Jets (4-7) - 1 PM.

The Jets losing to the Dolphins on Black Friday was so bad that Amazon Prime football commentator Charissa Thompson did not have to make up how bad the Jets played. Pick: Falcons.

Arizona Cardinals (2-10) at Pittsburgh Steelers (7-4) - 1 PM.

Instead of whining about how bad the offense has been, the Steelers are now beginning to take accountability when plays go awry. The first step in fixing a problem is acknowledging that there is a problem instead of remaining delusional. Pick: Steelers.

Miami Dolphins (8-3) at Washington Commanders (4-8) - 1 PM.

Washington has lost three in a row. Pick: Dolphins.

Denver Broncos (6-5) at Houston Texans (6-5) - 1 PM.

Although the Broncos have won five in a row, missing starting safety Kareem Jackson due to a suspension will be costly against the Houston WR's. Pick: Texans.

Carolina Panthers (1-10) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-7) - 4:05 PM.

The wrong decisions by Panthers owner David Tepper have left the team in a quandary. Pick: Buccaneers.

Cleveland Browns (7-4) at Los Angeles Rams (5-6) - 4:25 PM.

Joe Flacco may start at QB for the Browns on Sunday. Pick: Rams.

San Francisco 49ers (8-3) at Philadelphia Eagles (10-1) - 4:25 PM.

The Niners are looking for revenge with a win. The Eagles are looking to secure the #1 seed in the NFC. San Francisco still needs to prove that they can block Haason Reddick this time around. Pick: Eagles.

Kansas City Chiefs (8-3) at Green Bay Packers (5-6) - 8:20 PM.

Packers QB Jordan Love has turned the corner over the past couple of weeks with wins over the Chargers and the Lions, but he has not made it fully around the block yet. Pick: Chiefs.

Monday, December 4th

Cincinnati Bengals (5-6) at Jacksonville Jaguars (8-3) - 8:15 PM.

Bengals QB Joe Burrow had surgery on his wrist earlier this week. Pick: Jaguars.

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